gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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