I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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