Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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