"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
how does that bad decision feel?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
