A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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