I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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