i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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