its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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