I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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