I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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