I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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