He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
My friends, they love my intelligence
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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