I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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