i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
