Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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