Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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