omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm getting married
To pizza
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
