Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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