does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
handjob tips. give me some.
we're making bets on your personal life
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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