Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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