its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You don't make any sense
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Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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