Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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