so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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