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Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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