he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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