Your tits are I can't wait for
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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