I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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