So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
ok first of all what the fuck
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