So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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