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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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