How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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