there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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