She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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