I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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