Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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