I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
my poor anus
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Never underestimate the power of titties
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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