Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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