His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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