I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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