and you said cock pushups were impossible
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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