I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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