i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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