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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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