All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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