Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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