So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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