god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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