hotel room ftw
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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