I want to walk on stilts...naked
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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