They should really pass out barf bags in church
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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