I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize