In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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