I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
