hotel room ftw
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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