I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think a kid would responsible me up
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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